Sunday, April 22, 2007

HUNGRY EYES

With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I cant disguise
Ive got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and i


p.s. Patrick Swayze

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Yeah, ya, based on my favourite movie, Roadhouse.

Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas everybody.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Holy Skipping Swayze Batman!

I finally got my period! Yipeee!

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Patrick Swayze: The Ballerina

Let me, Patrick Swayze, explain.

I'm not a ballerina. Anymore.

The elastic bands around my feet keep my pants from riding up. The squat thrusts strengthen my groin muscles...I do a hundred every day and you should too. The leather strap around my hand lets me hit kids in the head without mucking up my fists. No shirt. Ever. That's how I get the bronzed look year-round. I like to go bare feet as much as I can...y'know, to save the environment. So listen, just because I like expressive dance, pilates and stuff like that...well, I don't know where I'm going with this...but, I'm NOT GAY.

Exact look alike



Man, check out this guy. He's advertized as an EXACT Swayze look-alike. It's uncanny, isnt it? To me he looks more like a love child between Viggo Mortensen and that English guy from the Full Monty

Actor. Dancer. Singer. TRIPLE THREAT



USER "OCisatmyHeart" had this to say:

Patrick Swayze is so cool!He can act and sing...
I`ve seen "dirty dancing" over 7 times!!!

7 times? A REAL Swayze fan watches it 7 times a week...You make me sick

HE DOESNT AGE































Which is now and which is then? You cant tell, can you??

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Patrick. Swayze.

The title of this post alone is enough to entice you, isnt it? Go ahead, say it aloud, "Patrick Swayze." Can you feel the raw SEX in the air? Patrick...Swayze. Do you women feel an orgasm forming on your lips? Do you men feel yourselves turning slightly gay?

Such. Is. Swayze.